I never was on the pro tour I never made no day two grand prix All my times in all my life There's never been no top 8 for me I never was on the pro tour Never made no day two grand prix My sealed pool just had no synergy You should've seen this kid sittin right next to me My pool, not lookin so deep Your pool, got two copies of sleep My pool can only hope for a ground stall Your pool doesn't have to splash that fireball Yup Just another 0-2 drop for me Take my posse's orders over to the Mickey D If you lookin for me And it's past round three I'm at the side draft table with the misfits tee I mean for weeks we all tested at my buddy's place I mean I played my bombs right in my opponent's face But in the tourney we all got screwed by our manabase So then we all just killed the pain by drinking a case I never was on the pro tour I never made no day two grand prix All my times in all my life There's never been no top 8 for me A lifetime of topdecks and failure to mise Hang on, there's more I never was on the pro tour I used to like red decks chock full of burn Get my opponent down to one but now it's their turn You think after all these years that I'd finally learn If I've got Time Vault Then he's got null rod If I've got a lot of dudes Then he's got wrath of god If I'm beating in draft He's got Ballista Squad My face down is a morph His is a dreadnought I've got a birds He's got meloku His ornithopter's plated Mine's an 0/2 If I've giant growth He's got the growth too Sac it all! In the bin! Nice to know you! Play green Because I gotta play green Play red Because I gotta play red Sling burn Because I gotta sling burn At your head Til you're dead Whoops, guess I lose instead! It never ends
Too much land Now I'm floodin yall Watch me floodin yall Here's another one and another one and I'm getting beaten by a 1/1 and another one Four more land on my deck until it's done
I never was on the pro tour It would have been nice to not get amateur prize I never was on the pro tour It would have been nice to not get amateur prize
I never was on the pro tour I never made no day two grand prix All my times in all my life There's never been no top 8 for me I never was on the pro tour Never made no day two grand prix My sealed pool just had no synergy You should've seen this kid sittin right next to me
My pool Your pool Not lookin so deep Got two copies of sleep
My pool can only Your pool doesn't have to Hope for a ground stall Splash that Fireball
Yup Just another 0-2 drop for me Take my posse's orders over to the Mickey D If you lookin for me And it's past round three I'm at the side draft table with the misfits tee I mean for weeks we all tested at my buddy's place I mean I played my bombs right in my opponent's face But in the tourney we all got screwed by our manabase So then we all just killed the pain by drinking a case I never was on the pro tour I never made no day two grand prix All my times in all my life There's never been no top 8 for me A lifetime of topdecks and failure to mise Hang on, there's more I never was on the pro tour I used to like red decks chock full of burn Get my opponent down to one but now it's their turn You think after all these years that I'd finally learn
If I've got Then he's got Time Vault Null Rod
If I've got a Then he's got Lot of dudes Wrath of god