Your deck's like a sealed pool But mine's pretty awesome Turn one visions and a turn two blossom Cards in your opener, think that you got some? Here comes thoughtseize WHOOPS you lost em Yeah, just like that you shuffle em up You nervous? You think you didn't shuffle enough? In go all fifteen switchin it up But i see through you yeah I call your bluff I know you don't like that You don't wanna die You shuffle real slowly as you look in my eye you say i gotta pile shuffle but you lie we all know you slow playing and we know why I'm a call out JUDGE! I'm a put you in line! present it for the cut I ain't goin to time! I said I'll cut yours if you cut mine My first seven cards always has a Leyline I see your face scrunch up I think you tryin' to stall again it ain't that tough to decide you gotta mulligan Here i come off the top with that sick god draw again match slip sign it quick drop it in the judges bin!
The way you lookin at your hand SHUFFLE EM UP you know i got enough land SHUFFLE EM UP a curve you can't understand SHUFFLE EM UP and then you shuffle some more CAUSE THEY AIN'T SHUFFLED ENOUGH!
Like round after round you just keep on shufflin' cuts on your hands from too much rifflin' if you think it's dead time that's just bafflin' study your opponent there's a lot that you can learn from him I'm talkin chit chat while you sortin in eights where you from? what's your record man? got bad beats? you from pittsburgh streets? I'm from buffalo! SWEET! And you lost last round from drawing thirty land straight? Oh look here's the judge stoppin by to meet- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! INCOMPLETE DECK REGISTER SHEET I give sympathy, know you wasn't trying to cheat But it sure is neat in the 1-0 seat and now you gotta play the cards that you inked in you thought "mind sculptor" but you wrote "beleren" finally we play a game round's ten minutes in looks like it's about ready to begin It goes one for the mine two for the tower three for the plant that generates the power they call that the tron I just turned it on Now I'm makin mana D.I. Tooth and nail ya til you're gone