Buttmachine ...just like I told ya sold your soul ...they sold it for ya hold your own ...don't let them scold ya hold your nose ...they'll blow it for ya
Half of the work all of the class can you show us the reason that it works this well
Give it a jerk spilling the gas and I betcha it's silent but it just might smell
Half of the will some of the time all of the reasons we left it in the kitchen sink
Shining it up another butt more than half of the battle is that it just might stink
Quick and the fast gelatinous mass so soft was the goo and so we poked right through it
Tree in the woods making a sound no one around and so we just say screw it
End of the line look at the time time ticking and tell me that you think it's clean
Follow your nose and get the joke now that nobody's laughing but the buttmachine...