[# stands for the female trio, ° for the lady at the beginning, * for Seymour. For the sake of convenience, Audrey's lines are sung by the lady from the intro. = are all of the background singers]
Wii U turns on at seven ° and you start your game ° You play for bout eight hours ° skipping showers ° until it gets the same ° (Sing it child) # When you need a break °
Just visit =
Miiverse °# Where Metroid can’t crawl °# you browse ° Miiverse °# Where you get your lols °# you browse ° Miiverse °# It’s no Facebook wall °# but they post ° on Nintendo. ° on Nintendo #
Just post on =
Miiverse °# Where the pic is late = Miiverse °# Where the water’s great = Miiverse °# Where they ask for dates °# like a pro °# on Nintendo =°#
On-line you get to see a lot of trash. # On-line they want Shadow in the new Smash # Acting like no person in their right mind should # And then they’ll ask you if this game is any good # You-Tube community is where you stay # To talk about your feelings, parents and role-play # The TV app is awful, Netflix is a curse # And Japan Time is even worse #
“So you talk to” =
Miiverse ° Where you can’t post dicks ° Miiverse =# Where each one is six ° Miiverse =# Where the eccentrics ° say hello ° On Nintendo. °=# On Nintendo. =# On Nintendo. =# On Nintendo. =# On Ninten- =# On Nintendo =# On Nintendo! =#
Poor! All my life my drawing’s been poor. * Guess I should have practiced some more * but with this I get yeahs galore * I draw pure shit *
Oh! I needn’t worry bout talent * I don’t have the need, for quality con- *[“con” lines up with “skid”, just say “for quality” before that] trol! My description’s atrocious * with memes, OTPs and more shit. * My posts are annoying, lacking of wit * Which I am... *
So I browse * Miiverse =# Now on 3DS * Ya browse * Miiverse =# Where your feed’s a mess * Ya browse * Miiverse =# Where you get depressed * from the posts * on Nintendo =#
Someone show me a way to get followers. * 'Cause I constantly pray I'll get followers. * Please won't somebody be my new follower. * Someone gimmie a yeah, and I’ll follow ya! * (Miiverse) = Show me how and I will, I'll get followers * (Where they play pretend) = (Miiverse) = I'll start drawing requests to get followers. * (And the crap won’t end) = (Miiverse) = Someone tell me I still could get followers. * (Where teenagers send braindead notes) = Someone tell Fils-Aime he should follow me! * (Only on) = (Miiverse) =# Gee it sure would be swell to get followers. *° Post some anime girl and get followers. *° I'd move heaven and hell to get followers. *° I'd do I don't know what to get followers. *° So you see it’s not bad to buy your own Wii. *° All in all you can’t go wrong with a new Wii. *° Cause there’s a surplus of idiots on the Wii *° U! *°#=