Hey, I watched your axe fall Right through the bedroom floor And I’m still five hits behind you Your ninjas are a joke Said I’ll collect up all them golden ropes They’ll only slow you down Or bring you close
And hey I’ll never watch Karate Kid without you And hey I’ll never say the Golden Axe was a joke
Now I watched your axe fall I can’t stand it when you’re so routine (Now you’re so routine) Hulk Hogan is the man You know he kicked that Undertaker’s head
And hey I’ll never watch Karate Kid without you And hey I’ll never say that Golden Axe was down
Well in four thousand miles we’ll meet you Four thousand miles you’re left behind And I’m so sorry that you couldn’t be
Well hold back your heartfelt stories Your grandmothers lost her glory now And I’m so sorry you had to be…
Yeah well the hotel’s got a ground floor But your mother’s in the basement And your dad just left he was crying on the steps like we’re all just trying to replace him well fuck you And I’m so sorry that you’ll be
And hey I’ll never watch Karate Kid without you And hey I’ll never say that Golden Axe was down
Well in four thousand miles, we’ll meet you Four thousand miles you’re left behind And I’m so sorry that you couldn’t be
Well hold back your heartfelt stories Your grandmothers lost her glory now And I’m so sorry that you’ll be
And hey now the hotel’s got a ground floor But your mother’s in the basement And your dad just left He was crying on the steps Like we’re all just trying to replace him Well fuck you And I’m so sorry that you’ll be
Well I will look and I will find Yeah I will look and I will find Yeah I will look and I will find Yeah I will look and hey I will