He’ll play upon Your naturalistic intuitions He’ll lure you in With the promise of positions that you love Like realism about numbers and sets And the view that philosophy’s continuous with science.
And then you’re caught in the web No support from the a priori All aboard Neurath’s ship It will all be fine But you’re tied to the mast It’s all a posteriori Here on in; have a blast With Willard Van Orman Quine.
He looks so good Next to Carnap, Ayer and Chisholm And there’s nothing wrong With confirmational holism; It’s quite nice as an account of how theories face the tribunal of experience. Mmm yeah.
But step away when he starts Talking about the analytic. Meaning’s not that strange in being tricky to define. And it comes in small bits; Not all holism’s terrific. Keep your head; keep your wits Round Willard Van Orman Quine.