Well, I'm a super-fightin' robot from the year 2010 On a quest from Doctor Light to make the city safe again, See, all these robots were created to make the planet safe 'Till Doctor Wily double-crossed us and set fire to the place. Doctor Wily had other plans, to take over this bitch, Reprogrammed my brother and stole all them shitz, My name is Mega Man, on my jet-dog, Rush, Got a cannon-arm for y'all to keep your mouths shut, c'mon!
Vee interrupt your program with terrible news, Doctor Light has been kidnapped by, guess who? DOCTOR WILY, that's who! I'm comin' after you, too! (Wrong!) Hwahahahahahahah! You're doomed!
Thanks, Wily, it's not like I've got shit to do, Why not waste all of my energy fuckin' with you? C'mon, Rush, we gotta go and save Docto Light, And then teach Doctor Wily the wrong from the right, alright?
Hey bro, Protoman here, so what's up? I got eight of my buddies built for messin' you up, But who cares? I wish I did, but I'm just not built for that, bro. I gotta fly, hope you're ready to go.
If I'm gonna win, I need to upgrade my shit; Remember when I beat 'em to steal their power chips? Charge my power beam when I enter the room, and then Boom, br-r-r-r-room boom, boom, b-boom, boom! To the windows, to the wall, to the sweat drips from my balls, I'm beatin' ya down to the fuckin' ground, Got a Mega Buster for y'all, c'mon!
Metal Man will rock your shit, You're hit, don't you forget it, bitch Throw a saw blade into your face, Let's face it, you will taste my razor blades!
Uhh, whatever, you're the first boss, bitch I don't even need a special power to take your shit!
Yeah, you're right, I'm no big deal.
One shot from my arm cannon, you're power's a "steel", DEAD.
I'm comin' to get you, fucker! (fuck yourself...)
Hey there, freak, these freakin' woods are mine, The name's Wood Man, have some freakin' leaves and vines!
Bitch, I upgraded my cannon with some metal blades for ya, Fuck Mega Man, I'm the forest-a-destroyer!
You'll never get past my freakin' shield of leaves.
Well I'm Mega Man, punk, don't ya know me? Believe it!
I guess I'll just throw the freakin' thing at your ass!
Jump over that shit, then your ass is grass, DEAD.
Two down, six more to go; Beat you in a flash, bitch, there ya-
FLASH!
Ahh-....
You fool, Flash Man in the house and I'm breakin' the rules!
No fair, frozen in the air.
Time's on my side, no time to spare!
'Bout to shoot these metal blades straight in your face, Put all of Wily's robots in their place.
Leave you there so long you rust, When I'm done with you all that'll be left is dust! My time to shine, 'cause I'm better than most; The trend-setter with the blue suit, you're toast!
Uhhh, I've got a blue suit, too? At least I'm not as silly as you; Gonna throw this metal blade and cut a hole in your ass, Think I'll have my dog Rush take a picture of that, DEAD.
My name is Bubble Man, and I've got something to say-
DEAD.
(I'm not fuckin' with you)
Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane. It's Air Man, bitch, and I'm bringin' the pain. I got a fan installed in my grill, no lie. I'm 'bout to blow your ass right off the map. Goodbye!
Beat you, breathe you, make you Co2, Blow all you want, my leaf shield repels you! So blow me, phony, your whole act's balogna, You don't even pose a threat, I ain't frettin'