The Adventures Of Duane and BrandO - Sonic the Hedgehog | Текст песни

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• The Adventures Of Duane and BrandO
• Sonic the Hedgehog

SEGA...

Sonic is the name, and speed is my game.
I make thunder and lightning look like one and the same.
Rockin' the red shoes, blue 'do, voodoo curse.
Upon anyone that's makin' the planet any worse.
Like this Dr. Robotnik Eggman dude.
He thinks he's got a fightin' chance against a hedgehog with an attitude.
Just wait until I see him again.
He'll wish a thousand fuckin' times he didn't do what he did.
COME ON.
That's why they call me Sonic.
I'm faster than the speed of sound and light combined.
And when I roll into a ball and I'm breakin' your shit.
Spinnin' and hittin' you with maximum force that won't quit.
And when you can't take it any more I do it again.
Because I gotta fuckin' win in order to save my friends, man!
Ain't noone gonna be fuckin' with me.

(One time. Two)
Well hardy har har it's the egg with the most.
Dr. Robotnik, Sonic time to go or you're toast.
I appear in every act with my Eggman ride.
New moves, new plan no place to hide.
Every time you think I win I go back to my lab.
Creating new obstacles to foil your plan!
Everything about you but your rhymes are fat...
Did I do that?

Hey Sonic tell Player 2 to stop jumpin' in spikes.
That shit hurts even with these infinite lives.
I'm the man with the rings and I'm MILES ahead of you.
On a mission to turn you into robot stew.
It's Tails in the sky givin' lifts to my bro.
Any time any place if you slow down though.
Shit if you miss it I'll get it you got a problem I'm on it.
We'll take Robotnik and Metal Sonic and leave 'em runnin' in smoke.
Don't forget to hit the save state back at the post.
We'll need the Emeralds when we get to the end.
I know.
Or Robotnik's gonna mock us when we conquer the game.
Don't hit me I'm just bein' a friend!
You shit!
We're gonna make it to the thing.
We're gonna speed right through.
Show these bitches how we do what we do.
What the fuck, where'd you go, I'm talkin' to myself.
What the hell happened to you?
I'm that two-tailed fox with them fly ass moves, you'll go:
No, no, no.
Don't act like you don't know these moves are dope, you'll go:
No, no, no, no.
Packin' these rings bitch it ain't no thing, you'll go:
No, no, no.
Tails is the name, Sonic's right-hand G you'll go:
NO NO NO NO NO.
Shut the fuck up. It's time to get serious, Tails.

Yo Tails where the rings at? Gimme some more.
Gotta find Dr. Robotnik and settle the score.
I don't need no sidekick ridin' my shit.
Followin' everywhere I go ridin' my big blue dick.
Gimme a hand Tails, gimme a lift.
Okay.
Thanks a lot little buddy, now go the fuck away.
I got a supersonic attitude, hear what I'm sayin'?
Gotta get those Chaos Emeralds and go Super Saiyan.
Somebody's gotta motherfuckin' save the day.
And I'm the only one quick enough to stay out of the way.
Watch your back, if you know what's good for you.
I will *mumbling*.
You fuckin' robot makin' motherfucker ruinin' my mood.
C'mon Tails let's annihilate this Eggman dude.
Now the plane's goin' down but we're almost there.
I'll smell ya later Tails, wish me luck.
NO FAIR, haha.
I just wanna eat chili dogs...
Is that so much to ask?
Smoke a bowl and squeeze out a log.
I don't even really fuckin' care!

I am Metal Sonic feel my wrath.
I got a dick like a chain saw I'll cut you in half. HAHAHA.
Bring it on, you can't replace this.
Based on me on a first name basis!
Why the fuck do you rap so slow?
Who do you think you are, Leo Camacho?
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Shoot my system froze, reboot-.
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