Sonic is the name and speed is my game I make thunder and lightning look like one and the same Rockin' the red shoes, blue 'do, voodoo curse Upon anyone that's makin' the planet any worse Like this Dr. Robotnik/Eggman dude He thinks he's got a fightin' chance against a hedgehog with an attitude Just wait until I see him again He'll wish a thousand fuckin' times he didn't do what he did
Come on!
That's why they call me Sonic I'm faster than the speed of sound and light combined And when I roll into a ball and I'm breakin' your shit Spinnin' and hittin' you with maximum force that won't quit And when you can't take it any more I do it again Because I gotta fuckin' win in order to save my friends, man! Ain't no one gonna be fuckin' with me
(One time. Two) Well hardy har har, it's the egg with the most Dr. Robotnik, Sonic time to go or you're toast I appear in every act with my Eggman ride New moves, new plan, no place to hide Every time you think you win I go back to my lab creating new obstacles to foil your plan!
Everything about you but your rhymes are fat... (BRRRRR!) (Did I do that?)
Hey Sonic, tell Player 2 to stop jumpin' in spikes That shit hurts even with these infinite lives I'm the man with the rings and I'm MILES ahead of you On a mission to turn you into robot stew
It's Tails in the sky givin' lifts to my bro Anytime, anyplace, if you slow down though Shit if you miss it - I'll get it, you got a problem - I'm on it We'll take Robotnik and Metal Sonic and leave 'em runnin' in smoke
Don't forget to hit the save state back at the post We need the Emeralds when we get to the end (I know.) Or Robotnik's gonna mock us when we conquer the game Don't hit me, I'm just bein' a friend (Shut UP!)
We're gonna make it to the thing, gonna speed right through Show these bitches how we do what we do What the fuck, where'd you go? I'm talkin' to myself What the hell happened to you?
I'm that two-tailed fox with them fly ass moves, you'll go- (no, no, no) Don't act like you don't know these moves are dope, you'll go- (no, no, no, no) Packin' these rings, bitch it ain't no thing, you'll go- (no, no, no) Tails is the name, Sonic's right-hand G you'll go- (NO NO NO NO NO)
Shut the fuck up It's time to get serious, Tails
Yo Tails, where the rings at? Gimme some more Gotta find Dr. Robotnik and settle the score I don't need no sidekick ridin' my shit Followin' everywhere I go ridin' my big blue dick Gimme a hand Tails, gimme a lift (Okay) Thanks a lot little buddy, now go the fuck away I've got a supersonic attitude, hear what I'm sayin'? Gotta get those Chaos Emeralds and go Super Saiyan
Somebody's gotta motherfuckin' save the day And I'm the only one quick enough to stay out of the way Watch your back, if you know what's good for you I will *mumbling* You fuckin' robot makin' motherfucker ruinin' my mood C'mon Tails, let's annihilate this Eggman dude Now the plane's goin' down, but we're almost there I'll smell ya later Tails, wish me luck (NO FAIR, haha)
I just wanna eat chili dogs... (Is that so much to ask?) Smoke a bowl and squeeze out a log I don't even really fuckin' care!
I am Metal Sonic feel my wrath I got a dick like a chain saw I'll cut you in half. HAHAHA
Bring it on, you can't replace this Based on me on a first name basis Why the fuck do you rap so slow? Who do you think you are, Leo Camacho?
ERROR: Does not compute Shoot my system froze, reboot Scanning. Loading converter. I am Sonic, insert girder.