The Adventures Of Duane & BrandO - Sonic | Текст песни

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Sonic is the name and speed is my game
I make thunder and lightning look like one and the same
Rockin' the red shoes, blue 'do, voodoo curse
Upon anyone that's makin' the planet any worse
Like this Dr. Robotnik/Eggman dude
He thinks he's got a fightin' chance against a hedgehog with an attitude
Just wait until I see him again
He'll wish a thousand fuckin' times he didn't do what he did

Come on!

That's why they call me Sonic
I'm faster than the speed of sound and light combined
And when I roll into a ball and I'm breakin' your shit
Spinnin' and hittin' you with maximum force that won't quit
And when you can't take it any more I do it again
Because I gotta fuckin' win in order to save my friends, man!
Ain't no one gonna be fuckin' with me

(One time. Two)
Well hardy har har, it's the egg with the most
Dr. Robotnik, Sonic time to go or you're toast
I appear in every act with my Eggman ride
New moves, new plan, no place to hide
Every time you think you win I go back to my lab
creating new obstacles to foil your plan!

Everything about you but your rhymes are fat... (BRRRRR!)
(Did I do that?)

Hey Sonic, tell Player 2 to stop jumpin' in spikes
That shit hurts even with these infinite lives
I'm the man with the rings and I'm MILES ahead of you
On a mission to turn you into robot stew

It's Tails in the sky givin' lifts to my bro
Anytime, anyplace, if you slow down though
Shit if you miss it - I'll get it, you got a problem - I'm on it
We'll take Robotnik and Metal Sonic and leave 'em runnin' in smoke

Don't forget to hit the save state back at the post
We need the Emeralds when we get to the end (I know.)
Or Robotnik's gonna mock us when we conquer the game
Don't hit me, I'm just bein' a friend (Shut UP!)

We're gonna make it to the thing, gonna speed right through
Show these bitches how we do what we do
What the fuck, where'd you go? I'm talkin' to myself
What the hell happened to you?

I'm that two-tailed fox with them fly ass moves, you'll go- (no, no, no)
Don't act like you don't know these moves are dope, you'll go- (no, no, no, no)
Packin' these rings, bitch it ain't no thing, you'll go- (no, no, no)
Tails is the name, Sonic's right-hand G you'll go- (NO NO NO NO NO)

Shut the fuck up
It's time to get serious, Tails

Yo Tails, where the rings at? Gimme some more
Gotta find Dr. Robotnik and settle the score
I don't need no sidekick ridin' my shit
Followin' everywhere I go ridin' my big blue dick
Gimme a hand Tails, gimme a lift (Okay)
Thanks a lot little buddy, now go the fuck away
I've got a supersonic attitude, hear what I'm sayin'?
Gotta get those Chaos Emeralds and go Super Saiyan

Somebody's gotta motherfuckin' save the day
And I'm the only one quick enough to stay out of the way
Watch your back, if you know what's good for you
I will *mumbling*
You fuckin' robot makin' motherfucker ruinin' my mood
C'mon Tails, let's annihilate this Eggman dude
Now the plane's goin' down, but we're almost there
I'll smell ya later Tails, wish me luck (NO FAIR, haha)

I just wanna eat chili dogs... (Is that so much to ask?)
Smoke a bowl and squeeze out a log
I don't even really fuckin' care!

I am Metal Sonic feel my wrath
I got a dick like a chain saw
I'll cut you in half. HAHAHA

Bring it on, you can't replace this
Based on me on a first name basis
Why the fuck do you rap so slow?
Who do you think you are, Leo Camacho?

ERROR: Does not compute
Shoot my system froze, reboot
Scanning. Loading converter. I am Sonic, insert girder.