Gumball: You're my half brother and my fully fledged friend!
Darwin: We're buddies forever from beginning to the end.
Gumball and Darwin: Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
Darwin: Don't have to look beside me to know that you were there!
Gumball and Darwin: If two things act as one are they still a pair?
Gumball and Darwin: Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
Anais: I'm the sugar you're the lemons we're a weird lemonade. But you're the brothers that I'd never trade.
Gumball, Darwin and Anais: Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
Nicole: You're my right hand guy and the shoulder that I cry on.
Richard: My brain's beyond confused, and I'm to lean a while on.
Nicole and Richard: Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
Chorus: You can walk, run, swim, roll, hop, skip, or fly. If we're going different ways you're my kind of guy. Difference doesn't matter, if nobody's the same. The Wattersons and Masami: There is no two clouds alike in the great big sky.
Bobert: You can be a robot.
Banana Joe: A banana.
Tina: A T-Rex.
Anton: A half a sandwich.
Sun: A flaming ball.
Miss Simian: A missing link.
Hector: Or your mom could be a witch.
Sussie: Nobody's a nobody and everybody's weird just like Sussie!
Teri: If you're fragile as paper!
Carrie: Or made of nothing at all.
Idaho: You still won't be as weird as a potato head!
William: Or a flying eyeball.
Clown: Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me.
Granny Jojo: Your age doesn't matter it's only skin deep.
Louie: And when I'm around you, Jojo, my pacemaker skips a beat.
The Wattersons: Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me!
Penny: So don't be scared to come out your shell too.
Gumball: There's always someone out there to love the real you.
Planets: Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me.
Chorus: You can walk, run, swim, roll, hop, skip, or fly. If we're going different ways you're my kind of guy. Difference doesn't matter, If nobody's the same. A space for every star in the great big sky. Do Do Do-Do Do Do-Do Do Do-Do-Do! Do Do Do-Do Do Do-Do Do Do-Do-Do! Nobody's a nobody and everybody is weird like you and me! Weird like you and me!