Lyrics Pain and regret and frustration and sadness Misery, turmoil, and anger and madness The smell of the garbage, the taste of despair These simple things leave me walking on air
Toothache and heartburn and bad halitosis Hay fever, bunions, and deep vein thrombosis A trip to the dentist, the sound of the drill These are the things that will give me a thrill
When the milk spills, when your dog's ill When all hope takes flight When everyone else feels incredibly sad, my world fills with pure delight
When you slip up, when you trip up When you stub your toe I point and I cackle I clap and I laugh And happiness starts to flow