Everyday when I get in my car It's a Honda, you know I sit on down but I don't get too far You wanna know why? 'Cuz I've gotta reach down And scratch an itch In an area, an area That's so sensitive So I do a
[Chorus] Pinch and Roll <i>[x2] (Everybody do a) Pinch and Roll <i>[x2] (If you're itchy do a) Pinch and Roll <i>[x2] (We don't scratch, we do a) Pinch and Roll <i>[x2]
So if you've got a problem You know what to do Whether you're watching TV Or sniffing airplane glue Which we don't do Now the girls don't know But us guys we all know How to do a little dance We call the Pinch and Roll And we do the
[Chorus] Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up Pinch and roll, pinch and roll Everybody does a pinch and roll, pinch and roll (If your in school you do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll (don't be a fool, you do a) pinch and roll, pinch and roll Everybody do the pinch and roll
(Cinco de Mayo I pinch and roll all day I pinch and roll all night And if I got an itch, the pinch and roll is right To relive my little icth, we got to pinch and roll it now, i've got to fix it now We pinch...oh yea A ragamuffin, a blueberry muffin, my dog is named muffin, i'll butter your muffin. Baby, maybe. And now it's time, to pick it up To pick it up, pick it up, pick it up (faster) pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!)
Now if you've got a rash Or a minor glitch (hey, hey, hey, hey) Stick your hands on down And give yourself a big pinch (ah!) Then you roll it around Around and round it goes But after you're done Make sure you know where it goes Not in your nose!