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©1994 The Arrogant Worms
This song appears on Russell’s Shorts.

Umm, so this is a song about Newfoundland, and we wrote it about the place names, and all you have to know is that all the place names in this song are real place names that we found in an atlas, 'cause we can read!
Yeah, we can read!
Yeah, literacy!

Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland, ya island in the sea
I love you, oh so very much, I joined the Ministry
To show your people 'round the rock when tourist season's here
Although in my opinion it's a gem throughout the year
Well if you're one for swimming, don't think it's outta reach
You can go and take a dip along Grosswater Beach
I know the name's misleading, that's quite a problem here
Instead let's go to Goobie's and have ourselves a beer

From Woodie's Point to Come-By-Chance to good ol' Ferryland
Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand
Don't let the names deceive you, Newfoundland's mighty fine
So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time

Well you can go to Blow-Me-Down before it get's to dark
Oh sorry ma'am, I should have said, that's our provincial park
There's also Whippet Harbour, or maybe Butterpot
Or maybe I'll just hit the pub I'm feeling like a shot
Well you can sail on Kittybitty, and look at Joe Batt's Arm
There's Placentea and there's Cowhead (MOOO!), they're so full of charm
Get married down in Killbride, have a party in Hate Bay
Or have some screech in Fogo and forget about the day

From Woodie's Point to Come-By-Chance to good ol' Ferryland
Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand
Don't let the names deceive you, Newfoundland's mighty fine
So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time

Okay, the drinkin' verse!

[unintelligible verse]

From Woodie's Point to Come-By-Chance to good ol' Ferryland
Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand
Don't let the names deceive you, Newfoundland's mighty fine
So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time
So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time
So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time

Cod!

Thank you!

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