When I'm dead put my head in the freezer Right beside the corn and the peas I may be dead but I am not deceased dear One day science will reanimate me
Oh I heard about the rich who when they die Get themselves frozen cryogenic-wise Oh, I know we can't afford to hire no company When my heart don't beat no more and I lay rigourmortisously
But we got that freezer up on top our fridge Can't squeeze in my whole body, baby, I'm just way too big How I wish we had afforded that fancy Frigidaire So you'd just have to chop off my legs and my derriere
When I'm dead put my head in the freezer Right beside the corn and the peas I may be dead but I am not deceased dear One day science will reanimate me
Oh I know baby, you're up for the task You'll wrap me up with more than just string and plastic wrap Using Tupperware, 'cause you care, and out of concern That I'd come back to life with a case of freezer burn
When I'm dead put my head in the freezer Right beside the corn and the peas I may be dead but I am not deceased dear One day science will reanimate me
Oh when I thaw, when I thaw Hope my new body's six feet tall or more And if you can't find a man in time Get a horse, I might make a nice centaur
You'll see my face each night in your dreams And when you go to the kitchen to fetch some ice cream But don't worry honey, soon I'll be back on earth When they cure death and get bodies for the rich guys first
When I'm dead put my head in the freezer Right beside the corn and the peas You can dispose of my body at your leisure You know, I don't think that it ever suited me
When I'm dead put my head in the freezer Right beside the corn and the peas