Everybody loves hot dogs, even pasty hippies Find it hard to beat a tube of meat, but now a question hits me What the hell's in a hotdog? I shouldn't ask maybe 'Cause I don't know any animals that grow cylindrically
So have a hotdog on me, my friend It's made out of animal odds and ends Have a hotdog on me, my friend It's the particle board of meat
It's good to reuse and recycle the unpopular pieces of meat That are quite gross, yet after they're processed are such a delicious treat That the children eat them 'til they're queasy because they love the taste Of sodium phosphate and erythorbate, soy protein, and sodium nitrate
So have a hotdog on me, my friend It's made out of animal odds and ends Have a hotdog on me, my friend It's the particle board of meat
May or may not contain Chicken and/or pork and/or meat
So have a hotdog on me, my friend Don't think 'bout the parts from the pig's rear end Have a hotdog on me, my friend It's the particle board, the particle board The board particles of meat