I am cow; hear me moo. I weigh twice as much as you, And I look good on the barbecue. Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's Made from liquid from my udders. I am cow. I am cow. Hear me moo. (Moo)
I am cow; eating grass. Methane gas comes out my ass And out my muzzle when I belch. Oh, the ozone layer is thinner From the outcome of my dinner. I am cow. I am cow. I've got gas.
I am cow; here I stand Far and wide upon this land, And I am living everywhere. From B.C. to Newfoundland You can squeeze my teats by hand. I am cow. I am cow. I am cow. I am cow. I am cow. I am cow!