I used to have money, a house, and a car A kid and a wife and a cat But they all left me when I lost my job And that was the end of that Still I wake up smiling every day 'Cause I got one thing that they can't take away
I got fingers, I got fingers One two three four five six seven eight and two thumbs I got fingers, I got fingers I can run them through my hair, I can stick them up my... Ask me how much I love my fingers, and I'll say a whole lot
Did you know without fingers a hand is just a stump With which it would be difficult to scratch your itchy rump I like to use my fingers when I pick my nose 'Cause I really hurt myself that time I used my toes
I got fingers (he's got fingers), I got fingers (he's got fingers) One two three four five six seven eight and two thumbs I got fingers (he's got fingers), I got fingers (he's got fingers) I can run them through my hair, I can stick them up my... Ask me how much I love my fingers, I'll say a whole lot
My index finger points, my ring one is lonely My pinky is the one I lift when I am having tea I like to use my thumb when I'm hitchin' a ride And I raise my middle finger if I'm not satisfied
'Cause I got fingers (he's got fingers), I got fingers (he's got fingers) One two three four five six seven eight and two thumbs I got fingers (he's got fingers), I got fingers (he's got fingers) I can run them through my hair, I can stick them up my... Ask me how much I love my fingers, and I'll say a whole lot A lot, a lot, I like 'em a whole lot Oh, one two three four five six seven eight and two thumbs!