Edna and Ida living in a home Both in their eighties, both widows Their kids only call to say They'll come by some other day
Well, Christmas came and the kids did not So Edna said, "That's their last shot" She called a taxi to the bus Which took them to Las Vegas Yeah
Edna and Ida are going on a tear Ripping up the strip and lettin' down their blue hair Edna and Ida are spending every cent Of their children's inheritance
Shooting craps down at Caesar's Knocking back margaritas Ida on her walker, Edna in her chair Dancing on the table, throwing money in the air
They were at the strip club making noise When they spotted two frat boys Who they got drunk and married later In a ceremony by an Elvis imitator Yeah
Edna and Ida are going on a tear Ripping up the strip and lettin' down their blue hair Edna and Ida are spending every cent Of their children's inheritance
They laid down for a nap and never got up At the reading of their wills all the kids showed up The lawyer read the crumpled note that said, "To everyone, We can't take it with us, but you ain't gettin' none"
'Cause Edna and Ida are going on a tear Ripping up the strip and lettin' down their blue hair Edna and Ida spent every cent Of their children's...
'Cause Edna and Ida are going on a tear Ripping up the strip and lettin' down their blue hair Edna and Ida are spending every cent Of their children's inheritance