Young Derrick would love to take my order (Hi!) He works at the coffee shop just up the street (Morning!) He's happy and annoying with a smirk the size of Texas He's my coffee enemy
Would you like a mochaccino? Or perhaps a cappuccino? Or maybe a frappuccino? Said Derrick wearing the chinos
All I really want is a cup of coffee So strong the spoon stands up just a cup of coffee All I really want is a cup of coffee Give me a friggin' cup of coffee, Derrick
You should try our biscotti Or a low-cal cabbage cookie This muffin's only 3.50 And what's super great is that it's fat free
Don't wanna smell like an espresso (It'd help!) With your coffee-scented soap Well, maybe you should have some chai tea Or maybe join me in some tai chi. Come on!
All I really want is a cup of coffee In a non-biodegradable cup just a cup of coffee All I really want is a cup of coffee Give me a friggin' cup of coffee
Oh Derrick why won't you listen to me I don't want a magazine or a CD I don't want a latte or a frappe I just wanna coffee that doesn't taste crappy
All I really want is a cup of coffee (Cappuccino) All I really want is a cup of coffee (Cappuccino) All I really want is a cup of coffee (Cappuccino) Give me a friggin' cup of coffee
All I really want All I really want All I really want Give me a friggin' cup of coffee, Derrick