Hey everybody look at me No, seriously, look at me A perfect combo of brains and beauty I'm gonna need you people to notice me [To Mike and Trevor] Thanks, I can do this
People say I am self-obsessed You would be too if you were the best Don't act like you're not impressed Go ahead, love me, be my guest
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me And also me
My opinion's more important than yours Albeit self-serving and misinformed I'm the only one who matters And looking like I care makes my face look fatter
I'll never win the lottery 'Cause only ugly people win the lottery You ever see those people on the TV? They might be rich, but they ain't me
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me Don't forget about me
Let's for a moment talk about you Okay, time's up, enough about you
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me Back to me
You might be thinking what about Trevor and Mike? They're alright, I guess, they're no myself and I With all due respect to my two lucky peers It's time to concentrate on my solo career
It features me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me Everybody! Me me me me me me me me me me Back to me again! Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me