Oh my darling, I sure loved that meal Though I could still taste the pig squeal Now I'm weak and losing focus I think you gave me trichinosis
Trichinosis is little worms that dig And burrow through your body after you eat raw pig I love you hon, but can't help but notice That you gave me trichinosis
By candlelight I ate that pork I couldn't see danger on my fork Oh if you do love me completely Never again feed me food that will eat me
Trichinosis is little worms that dig And burrow through your body after you eat raw pig I have to say that my prognosis Is that you gave me trichinosis
Now I feel kinda strange inside, like, like I'm an apartment building with tenants I just can't seem to evict. They're having a party, and I'm the buffet. I love you darling, but I'd be lying if I didn't tell you this was eating me up inside.
Trichinosis is little worms that dig And burrow through your body after you eat raw pig Love is such a painful process Since you gave me trichinosis