Oh his trip to Greece (Moussaka!) Oh his trip to Greece, hey Oh his trip to Greece (Francina!) Oh his trip to Greece, hey Oh his trip to Greece (Alberno!) Oh his trip to Greece, hey Oh his trip to Greece (Feta!) Oh his trip to Greece, hey
There's nothing good on the T.V (On his trip to Greece) And there's no toga parties (On his trip to Greece) So I see the ruins there (On his trip to Greece) They could sure use some repair (On his trip to Greece)
The first day all I eat is lots and lots of souvlaki For it's the only word that I can speak But it goes right through me, which is bad because Greek Plumbing peaked in 400 B.C
Oh his trip to Greece (Immodium!) Oh his trip to Greece, hey Oh his trip to Greece (Drugs!) Oh his trip to Greece, hey
Get souvenirs for my Ma (On his trip to Greece) That were made in China (On his trip to Greece) Then down to the beach I go (On his trip to Greece) To see something cultural (On his trip to Greece)
For I had heard the girls sunbathe in the European way A bigger fan of that you'll never find When I see that it is true, I take off my top too My pasty body making them all blind
Oh his trip to Greece (What is that?) Oh his trip to Greece, hey Oh his trip to Greece (Gross!) Oh his trip to Greece, hey
I get water in my ear (On his trip to Greece) Which makes it kind of hard to hear (On his trip to Greece) It isn't bad 'cause already (On his trip to Greece) All they say is Greek to me (He thinks this joke is so funny That he says repeatedly on his trip to Greece)
I thought I drank a bottle full of water but it was ouzo, Now I'm going to pass out in the sand Oh, if once again the mood hits me to go to some foreign country I am going to go to Disneyland
Oh his trip to Greece (Mickey!) Oh his trip to Greece, hey Oh his trip to Greece (??!) Oh his trip to Greece, hey Oh his trip to Greece, hey Oh his trip to Greece, hey Oh his trip to Greece, hey Oh his trip to Greece!