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The Arrogant Worms - Uncle Lou | Текст песни

©2008 The Arrogant Worms
This song appears on Torpid.

Every family's got this guy
They can't shake him no matter how they try
There's nothing anyone can do
Everybody's got an Uncle Lou

Uncle Lou likes Jerry Springer
Uncle Lou says pull my finger
Some things he says are just so wrong
And his hugs last way too long

Uncle Lou gets his cable free
And he calls everybody chief
Except when he's in Mexico
He just calls you muchacho

Uncle Lou has never wed
He wants to swing until he's dead
He doesn't wanna be tied down
But he'd really like to be tied down

No one's sure how Uncle Lou's related
My cousin's ex-wife and he might have dated
His mullet and beard have some mysterious goo
So don't bob for apples after Uncle Lou

Uncle Lou is a classy man
He's got a naked lady painted on his van
He's all hands on the dance floor
And he doesn't have a bathroom door

Uncle Lou doesn't need to drink
To be a total dink
He can belch the alphabet
If he just knew how it went

He's a big dumb ass, he's a big dumb ass, he's a big dumb ass
He's Uncle Lou

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