THE AUX - life is a corndog | Текст песни

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the first time i fell in love was when i was 18
but now i realize i got it all wrong
when i was 5, i went to visit my grandma
went to busch gardens and i had my first corndog
people say love at first sight isn't real
but also everyone is fucking stupid
cause when i took my first bite
my heart was beating like i got shot by cupid

if life's a corndog, could you pass the ketchup please
if life's a corndog, will you please marry me

it's so tight that corndogs aren't seasonal
so i can eat them any time of year
when i get sad about not having a girlfriend
i know that corndogs will be here
and unlike relationships that end
i can always rely on corndogs as friends
but that doesn't change the fact
that i'm sad all the time and wish a girl would kiss me

if life's a corndog, i don't mind being plain
if life's a corndog, can i give you my last name
if life's a corndog, i still wish i had a girlfriend

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