Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill, Is Dexter ill Is Dexter ill today? Mr Kirk, Dexter's in school.. I'm afraid he's not, Miss Fishborne, Dexter's truancy problem is way out of hand, The Baltimore County school board have decided to expel Dexter from the entire public school system
Oh Mr Kirk, I'm as upset as you to learn of Dexter's truancy But surely, expulsion is not the answer! I'm afraid expulsion is the only answer, It's the opinion of the entire staff that Dexter is criminally insane
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That boy needs therapy, psychosomatic, That boy needs therapy, purely psychosomatic, That boy needs therapy, Lie down on the couch! What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut! What does that mean? That boy needs therapy I'm gonna kill you! That boy needs therapy Grab a kazoo, let's have a duel, Now when I count three That, that, that, that, that boy.. boy needs therapy, He was white as a sheet And he also made false teeth
Avalanches is above, business continues below Did I ever tell you the story about Cowboys! M-M-midgets, the indians and, Fron, Frontier Psychiatrist I... I felt strangely hypnotised, I was in another world, a world of 20.000 girls And milk! Rectangles, to an optometrist, the man with the golden eyeball, And tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin, I promise my girlfriend I'd, the violin, violin, violin ...
Can you think of anything else that talks, other than a person? A-a a-a-a-a, a bird? Yeah! Sometimes a parrot talks Hello hello hello hello Ha ha ha ha ha !!!! Yes, some birds are funny when they talk Can you think of anything else? Um, a record, record, record !