The Noisy Eater (feat. Biz Markie & Jean-Michel Bernard)
[Intro: Sample] (Wake up everybody, get up!) Once upon a time, I was a noisy eater
[Verse 1: Biz Markie] I'm hungry, I want something to eat Something with a crunch and very sweet Just woke up so you know the scenario I'm craving cereal like Cheerios May be forced to drink, I might munch But what popped in my mind is Captain Crunch So I went to the kitchen to freak my choice In my stomach I heard a voice It said: \"Please feed me, my tank is on empty I'm seeing things, so please don't tempt me\" So I said \"okay\", and got my bowl Got my milk and cereal, made sure it was cold Sat down at the table and said my grace Because I knew what was about to take place \"Yum yum, eat 'em up\", my belly said The crunches so loud errbody jumped out they bed! [Sample] Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly He got ju-ju eyeballs, he's one holy roller He's got... Did you ever know a noisy eater?
[Verse 2: Biz Markie] Well it's lunchtime, and I'm hungry again I don't know where I should begin Maybe I'll get some super salmon, mmm that's good I don't want no chicken, it tastes like wood But I have to have some chips, ones that crunch So you can hear me go 'munch, munch, munch' Some old lady tapped me on the shoulder out of a crowd And said \"Quiet down bitch, you munching too loud!\"
[Sample] Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly He got ju-ju eyeballs. he's one holy roller He's got... Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me, um Well excuse me, um, um, well excuse me Here come old flat-top, he come grooving up slowly He got ju-ju eyeballs. he's one holy roller He's got...
[Biz Markie] Quiet down bitch, you munching too loud! Yum, yum, yum, yum yum
[Sample] Mmm, that's good! They all thought I had stopped And where's the gravy? No matter!