The headquarters of SHIELD collapse But Nick Fury's all badass He's got a plan that's groovy He teased it for five movies
(He says)
"We need the guy In the suit that can fly If he won't show up Marvel will go bankrupt"
Captain America's thawed Still rocking his awesome bod But not as much as that God Who comes to Earth to get Loki He fights Iron Man and Cap Making every fanboy fap They're all friends by the next act And they're on their way to get Loki They're on their way to get Loki In Germany they get Loki Takes five minutes to get Loki Wasn't that hard to get Loki
Aboard the Helicarrier With the Canadian commander The team meets Doctor Banner Played by yet a different actor
Tensions arise Between the super-guys They argue on who's best It's a hammer-measuring contest THOR: The hammer is their penis.
Black Widow tries to confront Loki by acting real blunt But he just calls her a c--name Then bad guys come to get Loki They help him break out of jail Coulson gets "Washed" and impaled Looks like the Avengers failed In their attempt to get Loki Who else can help to get Loki Who's up for a fight to get Loki? Who's up for a fight to get Loki? Who's up for a fight to get Loki?
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While Tony cries Aliens drop from the skies New York's in trouble Avengers assemble
But where's the Hulk? He's absent He's got something more important Being nude with Harry Stanton But when he shows, he gets Loki Iron Man nukes the homebase Somehow survives outer space This puts Loki in his place And in the end they get Loki And in the end they get Loki And in the end they get Loki Until "Thor 2", they get Loki