Make us worthy, make us proud Teach us not to be too loud We’ll try to fit in with the crowd But we are St Trinian’s We can’t fake the way we feel We were born to keep it real Hockey sticks and balls of steel We are St Trinian’s You bite us, we’ll bite you back Better be scared when we attack Feel the fear, we’re maniacs St Trinian’s Check out our battle cry A song to terrify No one can stand in our way We are the best, so screw the rest We do as we damn well please Until the end St Trinian’s Defenders of anarchy So scam all the toffs, the neeks and the freaks Blackmail the goths, the slappers and the geeks And if they complain, we’ll do it all again We do as we damn well please As for the chavs, the emos and their mates To torment the slags, we offer special rates And if they complain, we’ll do it all again Defenders of anarchy We are the best, so screw the rest We do as we damn well please Until the end St Trinian’s Defenders of anarchy ST TRINIAN’S! So scam all the toffs, the neeks and the freaks Blackmail the goths, the slappers and the geeks And if they complain, we’ll do it all again We do as we damn well please As for the chavs, the emos and their mates To torment the slags, we offer special rates And if they complain, we’ll do it all again Defenders of anarchy Check out our battle cry A song to terrify No one can stand in our way We are the best, so screw the rest We do as we damn well please Until the end St Trinian’s Defenders of anarchy Victorious, rebellious We do as we damn well please Until the end St Trinian’s Defenders of anarchy ST TRINIAN’S! (Whispers) Nil illegitimus carborundum Don’t let the bastards get you down!