Oh its bad luck to be you A chosen one of many isn't new When you think you're full of luck, in the bollocks you'll get struck Oh its bad luck to be you Now Ogun came young from a farm and tried to save the princess from all harm Equipped with just a stick and a head made out of brick, his rabbit's foot failed as a charm Oh its bad luck to be you The prophecy is never coming true In a pickle you'll be stuck, like a chicken you will cluck Oh its bad luck to be you Believing that he was the one His ego weighed in at a ton His mum's a crazy bat - did we mention she was fat! And she'll need a pine box for her son Oh its bad luck to be you Don't think for a second its not true! When your life is run amuck, you will see that you're the schmuck.. Oh its bad luck to be, really bad luck to be, nobody could disagree, its a freakin' guarantee.. Its bad luck to be you! Diddly-doo