You are a jerk, a piece of work, This mission you'll be blowin' There's one thing 'both this castle here You surely should be knowing' That once inside your magic's gone and danger will be growing And if you meet the Shadow Axe Your blood it will be flowing You're knowin', it's growin', you're blowin' Oooohhhhh!! You're a foolish one Someone who should be shunned. You've buggered up this land so much Your work is never done. And when we see you comin' We'll turn our tails and run You are the lad we love to hate You are a fooling one. It's fun, to run, you're done. You aren't brave, You aren't strong or even that imposin' You have no magic helmet, or kilt or lederhosen. If danger were to read its head your feet would sure be frozen A sorry wuss, but nevertheless, the sod that has been Chosen. A frozen, lederhosen, imposin'. Oooohhhh!! You're a foolish one Someone who should be shunned. You've buggered up this land so much Your work is never done. And when we see you comin' We'll turn our tails and run You are the lad we love to hate You are a fooling one. It's fun, to run, WE'RE DONE.