Oh, it's bad luck to be you. A chosen one of many isn't new When you think you're full of luck in the bullock's you'll get struck Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
Now, Ogan came young from the farm. And tried to save the princess from all harm. Equipped with just a stick And a head made out of brick. His rabbit's foot failed as a charm.
Oh, it's bad luck to be you. The prophecy is never coming true In a pickle you'll be stuck Like a chicken you'll cluck Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
Believing that he was the one His Ego weighed in at a ton. His Mum's a crazy bat. Did we mention that she was fat. And she'll need a pine box for her son.
Oh, it's bad luck to be you. Don't think for just a second it's not true When your life has run amuck You'll see that you're the schmuck. Oh, it's bad luck to be Really bad luck to be Nobody could disagree. It's a freaking guarantee. Oh, it's bad luck to be you. Diddly doo.