Oh, it's bad luck to be you. A chosen one of many isn't new When you think you're full of luck in the bullock's you'll get struck Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
One would think that fame and glory could be bought. When it comes to Chosen One's there are a lot. There seems to be too many I don't really think there's any. A useless pile of bunk is what you've got.
Oh, it's bad luck to be you. The prophecy is never coming true In a pickle you'll be stuck Like a chicken you'll cluck Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
These silly boy's aren't doing very well The Sheriff had to put them in a cell This isn't a reflection That you're not in his collection You're better off just going straight to hell.
Oh, it's bad luck to be you. Don't think for just a second it's not true When your life has run amuck You'll see that you're the schmuck. Oh, it's bad luck to be Really bad luck to be Nobody could disagree. It's a freaking guarantee. Oh, it's bad luck to be you. Diddly doo.