Oh, it's bad luck to be you. A chosen one of many isn't new When you think you're full of luck in the bullock's you'll get struck Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
It's time to face you're own reality. There's one thing we can say with certainty. That it's you that has been chosen Even though you've been opposin' I guess you were the only nominee.
Oh, it's bad luck to be you. The prophecy is never coming true In a pickle you'll be stuck Like a chicken you'll cluck Oh, it's bad luck to be you.
We've come to the end of our tale We've sung a lot and drank up all the ale. You are pretty much a fraud And for that we do applaud. Even though we all were hoping you would fail.
Oh, it's bad luck to be you. Don't think for just a second it's not true When your life has run amuck You'll see that you're the schmuck. Oh, it's bad luck to be Really bad luck to be Nobody could disagree. It's a freaking guarantee. Oh, it's bad luck to be you. Diddly doo.