A long time ago, way back in history, When all there was to drink was nothing but cups of tea, Along came a man by the name of Charlie Mops, And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops. Hey!
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He must have been an admiral, a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, The man who invented beer beer beer tiddly beer beer beer.
The Drunken Rat, the Aiken Drum, the Trowies Pub as well, One thing you can be sure of, it's Charlie's beer they sell. So all ye lads and lasses at eleven O'clock ye stops. For five short seconds, remember Charlie Mops. One, two, three, four, five... Hey!
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He must have been an admiral, a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, The man who invented beer beer beer tiddly beer beer beer.
A barrel of malt, A bushel of hops, you stir it with a stick, The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick. Forty pints of wallop a day will keep away the quacks. It's only eight pence hapennny a pot and one and six in tax. One, two, three, four, five... Hey!
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He must have been an admiral, a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing. Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer! Lord bless Charlie Mops, The man who invented beer beer beer tiddly beer beer beer.