Voldemort is not good, not like Luna Lovegood So bad, You Know Who, he could eat Winnie da Poo He's got the emotional range of a glove Coz he'll never understand love
(chorus) Don't kill the Muggles Don't kill the Mudbloods Don't kill the Weasleys Don't kill the babies Don't kill the Aurors Stay with your Dementors And… Save the planet (save the planet)
Voldemort is ugly, just like Sarkozy The Dark Lord is evil, like an old rotten bagel. His Death Eaters are just a bunch of losers (so ugly they hide their faces) They couldn't find a better leader
(chorus) Don't kill Oliver Wood Don't kill Clint Eastwood Don't kill Hermione Don't kill Christophe Mae Don't kill the communists Stay with your Basilisk And… Save the planet (save the planet)
Vodemort lost his nose in a fight with Grindillows He made fucking Horcruxes, now his mind is in pieces. He's so nasty he wants to kill sexy Harry But the fangirls will stop this catastrophe
(chorus) Don't kill Petunia Don't kill my umbrella Don't kill Trelawney Don't kill Depp Depp Johnny Don't kill Bob Morane Just stay in Azkaban And… Save the planet (save the planet)
Yo! Quand tu te brosses les dents, ferme les robinets Jettes tes papiers dans les bonnes poubelles Quand tu vas faire tes courses, achète du Max Havelaar Voldemort, man, il faut faire le tri Eteins les lumières quand tu sors de ta chambre (ça tue les ours polaires) Voldemort, rastafari, fais gaffe aux fosses septiques Même si t'as la colique ! Ganja !