The private life of Bill and Sue Can you dig what I'm telling you? No one knows just why we care We see their faces everywhere The strangest story you ever knew The private life of Bill and Sue
California to Mexico Everybody's just gotta know Dallas, Texas, to Monterey Wasting time on a sunny day San Onofre to Jersey Shore At the line in the grocery store Everybody who ever knew The private life of Bill and Sue
The private life of Bill and Sue The world is wondering what they do We watch them on our TV screen Their lives are like a movie scene The strangest story you ever knew The private life of Bill and Sue
California to Mexico Everybody's just gotta know Dallas, Texas, to Monterey Wasting time on a sunny day San Onofre to Jersey Shore At the line in the grocery store Everybody who ever knew The private life of Bill and Sue
Sometimes life can be so strange Maybe we're just looking for a change
California to Mexico Everybody's just gotta know Dallas, Texas, to Monterey Wasting time on a sunny day San Onofre to Jersey Shore At the line in the grocery store Everybody who ever knew The private life of Bill and Sue
California to Mexico Everybody's just gotta know Dallas, Texas, to Monterey Wasting time on a sunny day
Spoken: Bill and Sue, stars of the once-popular reality show "The Private Life of Bill and Sue," were reported lost at sea today, along with their camera crew, while filming an episode while on vacation near Catalina Island. Skeptics speculate that the once-popular duo, whose ratings have tumbled since leaving the network, actually faked their demise.