If your boss tells you: "You got to shave" Be brave! If you lose your job because your Beard's too long Be strong! ... 'cause you've got fired Retire. If you can't retire because you're not old enough Join us!
Beards across Australia unite!
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If your girlfriend says: "You can't grow no more" Ignore! If your woman says to keep it neat Then cheat If your wife tells you is's got to go Say: "No!" And if she asks you with the any more force Divorce!