Baby's liquored up and she's talkin' to my friends About this, that and nothin' then she starts it all again Head like a powder keg with hair that's on fire She's lookin' for a sucker, Lord she found another buyer
Ape-breath, sudden death ~ sittin' on the bar Grabbin' every butt she sees no matter who you are yellin' at the cops - now she's goin' too far She just blew her lunch in my new car!
She's allllllllllll liquored up My baby's all liquored up She's allllllllllll liquored up Lord how'd she got so liquored up She's allllllllllll liquored up
She smiles like a reptile and her lips are razor thin Her legs are made of jello but her voice can rip your skin To hide her potty mouth she hikes her skirt above her head The whole Seventh Fleet is checkin' out her spread
Bottle cap, shot glass stuck to her snout In everybodys business don't care what its about Rum, gin, anything now its gettin' stout The whole club's prayin' that she finally passes out
She's allllllllllll liquored up My baby's all liquored up She's allllllllllll liquored up She said she'd be the designated driver! She's allllllllllll liquored up
Bottle cap, shot glass stuck to her snout In everybodys business don't care what its about Rum, gin, anything now its gettin' stout The whole club's prayin' that she finally passes out
She's allllllllllll liquored up My baby's all liquored up She's allllllllllll liquored up and normally a very nice girl, but... She's allllllllllll liquored up