Well you should see polythene pam She's so good-looking but she looks like a man Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag Yes you should see polythene pam Yeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt She's the kind of a girl that makes the 'news of the world' Yes you could say she was attractively built Yeah yeah yeah