Quando para mucho mi amore de felice corazón Mundo paparazzi mi amore chicka ferdy parasol Presto OBRIGADO tanta mucho Kay can eat it carousel
Mean Mr. Mustard
Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten bob note up his nose Such a mean old man Such a mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop She never stops, she's a go-getter Takes him out to look at the queen Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene Such a dirty old man Such a dirty old man
Polythene Pam
Well you should see Polythene Pam She's so good-looking but she looks like a man Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag Yes you should see Polythene Pam Yeah yeah yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt She's killer-diller when she's Jacked to the Hilt She's the kind of a girl that makes the "News of the World" Yes you could say she was attractively built Yeah yeah yeah
We'll listen to that now. He he he. Oh, look out! She came in through the bathroom window Protected by a silver spoon But now she sucks her thumb and wanders By the banks of her own lagoon Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday, Tuesday's on the phone to me She said she'd always been a dancer She worked at 15 clubs a day And though she thought I knew the answer Well I knew but I could not say. And so I quit the police department And got myself a steady job And though she tried her best to help me She could steal but she could not rob. Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see? Sunday's on the phone to Monday, Tuesday's on the phone to me Oh yeah.