WAGNER: Say, can you speak with an American accent, Paul?
PAUL: Can I… no. [laughs]
WAGNER: You can.
PAUL: Yeah, sure, yes yes sir, yessirree, sir!
WAGNER: How about you, John? Do you speak American at all?
JOHN: Here’s one. Yes, hello, how are you? Is that American?
PAUL: More Liverpool, that.
JOHN: More West Coast, I think.
WAGNER: Where is Liverpool? [John and Paul laugh]
PAUL: In the Northern part of England, ‘tis. In fact, London’s at the far South, you see. And Liverpool’s about halfway up, but it’s called the North.
WAGNER: Are you experts on accents?
PAUL: Not really, no.
JOHN: We can recognize them, though, can’t we?
PAUL: [sage-like] We can recognize them anywhere, yes.
WAGNER: How are some of the accents, could you show us?
PAUL: Um, you’ve got the Cockney one, which is all – [cacophony of John and Paul’s voices talking over each other] – yeah, I ‘ad him half an hour ago, John, it’s alright, yeah.
JOHN: Are you alright, Paul?
PAUL: Then the Liverpool accent is a little different, because like, you can’t—
JOHN: Like – [drawling] Paul!
PAUL:—you can’t hardly understand us. If it’s very broad, like. But eh, my uncle Harry, like, has got a very strong über accent—
JOHN: [lisping] Is that the man from Capitol?
PAUL: That’s him, yeah.
JOHN: That’s the fella, isn’t it.
PAUL: And then we get the other accent, which is [when] the girls would go to the dance hall in Liverpool, and it’s a very strange accent, that, because it’s all uh—
JOHN: [gregarious] “Eh, Paul, sing for us cousins Chris and Irene. We went ‘round to Litherland Town Hall the other day…”
PAUL: That’s another one, you see. It’s very, uh – there’s many varied accents.
JOHN: That’s accent two we’ve done.
PAUL: And then you get the Irish accent, which is just across the bay—
JOHN: [languid] And oh, Paul, so much in Edinburgh, they talk a bit like that, don’t they?
PAUL: I know, it’s wonderful, John, I like the way you say that.
JOHN: They don’t exactly incline their voices so much as the rest of the Scots. This voice is definitely more Auntie Edie, up there.
PAUL: You see, he’s got an auntie up there, and she speaks rather like that… [squawking] “Alright then, Ma! [John laughs] How are you, then!” And then about ten miles away from Liverpool, we have Wales
JOHN: I thought this [interview] was about songs!
PAUL: It was, it was originally about songs, but it’s got onto accents. We’ve got Wales, and they all talk like tha
JOHN: [trilling] Ah… hello, I’m back!
PAUL: Hello there, love it, absolutely lovely to see you there! That’s a very funny accent, that is.