Standing in the dock at southampton Trying to get to holland or france The man in the mac said 'you've got to go back' You know they didn't even give us a chance
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going, they're going to crucify me
Finally made the plane into paris Honeymooning down by the seine Peter brown called to say 'you can make it o.k. You can get married in gibraltar near spain'
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going, they're going to crucify me Drove from paris to the amsterdam hilton Talking in our beds for a week The newspapers said 'say what're you doing in bed? ' I said 'we're only trying to get us some peace' Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going, they're going to crucify me
Saving up your money for a rainy day Giving all your clothes to charity Last night the wife said 'oh boy, when you're dead You don't take nothing with you but your soul - think!'
Made a lightning trip to vienna Eating chocolate cake in a bag The newspapers said 'she's gone to his head They look just like two gurus in drag'
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going, they're going to crucify meCaught an early plane back to london Fifty acorns tied in a sack The men from the press said 'we wish you success It's good to have the both of you back'
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be The way things are going, they're going to crucify me The way things are going, they're going to crucify me