Look what I found in my beer A couple of dancing ladies and a ticket out of here Look what I found in my beer A start to being lonely and an end to my career
Look what he found in his gin Lights' looking lively when love's looking dim Look what he found in his gin Souls look heavy when personality's thin
Look what I found in the drum A lifelong beat and a replacement to the rum Look what I found in the guitar Another fellow thinker and a chauffeur to my heart
Look what I found in the mike An end to screwed-up drinking and a Paul I actually like Look what I found in my beer A free test drive for a heart I cannot steer Look what I found in my beer
Look what I found in my drink A brain without a plughole and a sink without a think Look what I found in my drink A "love you" to the barmaid and a too-familiar wink
Look what we found in his booze The reflection of him and his children without shoes Look what we found in his booze This mornings jigsaw in a hill of last nights clues
Look what I found in the drum A lifelong beat and a replacement to the rum Look what I found in the guitar Another fellow thinker and a chauffeur to my heart
Look what I found in the mike An end to screwed-up drinking and a Paul I actually like Look what I found in my beer A free test drive for a heart I cannot steer Look what I found in my beer
Look what we found in the dance Look what I've found in the song Low expectations in a large pile of cans It makes the drink seem weak, the friendship strong