The Bedford Strangler - Deaf Pimp Song (Kodakas Monologue) | Текст песни

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• Deaf Pimp Song (Kodakas Monologue)

when i was a kid i always got picked on, spit on
beat up because i was a pussy and my lineage made me half blonde
yeah it's a tired trope but ever since k-on
the industry's been trading integrity for otaku hard-ons.
one day i got my ass kicked and this tough ass kid ran up
and then proceeded to challenge me and for once i manned up
and we were friends, just like that after we duked it out,
i had a person that liked me that i liked being around.
after i moved, i never knew what happened to him
and i missed that little fucker even though my memory's shit.
but i moved on, cuz we all gotta grow up one day and i knew
that i now had the courage to make more friends, but as i grew
it became harder and harder, and i seemed farther and farther
from that rose colored campus life that i dreamed i'd be starting
until the day that i transferred and met a bitch with no friends
then we ripped off Haruhi and now my story begins.

it's hard being a pimp when you can't answer a confession in the way that you want to,
the pressure is on,
i've been working so long at being deaf that i just gotta get it off of my chest, it's just
nandatte? nandatte? nandatte? nandatte?
what did you say?

now you may think that i'm a pussy from the way that i act
but in fact, i'm the freshest MC in the last
10 seasons, cuz i got reasons for bein so dense,
i got to make sure all us neighbors stay friends
and it's so tough when all these girls want my dick
my act just keeps getting harder to stick, and it's like they're learning my tricks
i heard a rumor that the next volume's trashy
and i hope that it's true, cuz i'm getting tired of acting
whatever it looks like, it's a bad spot between sena and yozora
rika, yukimura, maria the club's lookin more and more like a Ho's R Us.
i envy even shinji now with his daddy issues
giving myself blue balls so much i'm stealing school bathroom tissues
a teenage guy just wasn't meant to live with this much stress,
my resolve is failing even though i'm doing my best,
so i'll stay deaf, even if i have to take on the world,
because we all know that rika is best girl.

it's hard being a pimp when you can't answer a confession in the way that you want to,
the pressure is on, i've got to stay strong
the neighbor's club is counting on me not to whip out my dick
let's go with
nandatte? nandatte? nandatte? nandatte?
what did you say?