The Bedford Strangler - Here at the End of the World (Shinji's Monologue) | Текст песни

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• The Bedford Strangler
• Here at the End of the World (Shinji's Monologue)

so NERV wants 3rd impact to cure the human disease
and my lame ass dad is trying to revive his bullshit dream
and i'm caught in the middle with a penguin and redhead
and a milf that drinks too much and i think i'd rather be dead
but before i depart, let me impart some knowledge
because i've seen all this shit and i ain't even hit college
if you want to live a quiet life and hold onto your balls
the only thing you have to do is never answer when your dad calls
ever since then, i've been too fucked up to think
i got so many problems and i'm not even old enough to drink
but no one understands the kind of shit that i go through
like jacking off to comatose girls in hospital rooms
oh yeah, and there's also this thing i have to do on wednesdays
where i save the earth from crazy fucking angels from outer space
and redeem humankind and let everyone decide what they want to be
and all i get is "congratulations"? are you fucking kidding me?
i'm so sick of everyone talkin to me like i'm a kid
i lost my mom when i was 2 and turned out better than asuka did
even so my life just keeps tumbling down and tumbling down
and i seem to be the only one that can pilot this eva now
oh and i just found out this fucking robot is my mother
and i'm the only one that can drive it because of the link we have with each other
and it's all so fucked up i just wanted to jet out of this place
and i would have except i became a god of time and space

and my dad just died trying to bring my mom back
i've got a happy family after all, how sweet is that?
but i'd still like to say a few words i've written down
to this fuckhead who obviously doesn't want me around
let me compose myself here at the end of the world
surrounded by tang, rei's giant head, and this fucking turd
that i just tried to strangle because like i said, i'm fucked up
but she's fucked up too, so i guess that's good enough

all i ever wanted for myself was a normal life
just fallin asleep alone with my headphones in every night
i never asked to be pulled into this shit, you had to fuck with me
and call me out of nowhere and tell me to be what i didn't want to be
and then when i was hesitant you had to be a prick
and tell me to go home, you didn't need me, you fuckin dick
but i got in that fuckin robot and i rolled over your plan
look at me now dad, your little pussy's grown into a man
not only that, i got a fuckin harem of my own
even if one of them's 30, one's a bitch, and one's a clone
and they all choose my dick over 3rd impact, your plan bombed
guess you should have been a better dad and not sacrificed mom
you should have seen how this would end when that first angel fell
you deserved to lose, i hope kaworu buttfucks you in hell
but don't fret, i'll be chillin in a sea of orange sizzurp
with this hot ass bitch and a vacation much deserved