Slime Princess, you're alright! Flame Princess, you're okay Wildberry Princess could be better All of the princesses are pretty alright, but...
Oh, Bubblegum! You look like a lot of fun! I'm right outside! And that is how I know
Hey, princess, did you get my text With a picture of my awesome gun-show? I'm also working on my pecs! If you like, I'll send ya a picture of that, too
Oh Bubblegum, I really need someone Or anyone, pretty much anyone... I'm so alone! Won't somebody tell me what's wrong with me!? Anybody? Anybody? Anybody!