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Dark Lord sleeping on my sofa
Dark Lord drinking my beer
Dark Lord, rotten, lazy loafer
Hangin' 'round the house in his underwear

He likes to Crucio our peacocks
(They get feathers everywhere)
He brought in Pettigrew, that rat
(His furry brat)
He tortures muggle lovers in the dining room
He let Nagini eat the cat
(Poor little Cribblekins)

Dark Lord sleeping on my sofa
Dark Lord drinking my beer
Dark Lord, rotten, lazy loafer
Hangin' 'round the house in his underwear

He never chips in for the pizza
(That guy is really cheap)
Never shuts up about that kid
(That Potter kid)
He never lets us on the PlayStation
He won't put down the toilet lid
(Eww, gross)

Dark Lord sleeping on my sofa
Dark Lord drinking my beer
Dark Lord, rotten, lazy loafer
Hangin' 'round the house in his underwear

He's always throwing crazy parties
(Just like it's his own house)
He invites all his creepy friends
(Have you met Greyback)
Werewolves tearing up the living room
Dementors dancing in the den
(Ugh, they're doing the Macarena)

Dark Lord sleeping on my sofa
Dark Lord drinking my beer
Dark Lord, rotten, lazy loafer
Hangin' 'round the house in his underwear

Dark Lord sleeping on my sofa
Dark Lord drinking my beer
Dark Lord, rotten, lazy loafer
Hangin' 'round the house in his underwear

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