Fought two wars for the British race Now muggers spank me in the face Feed the birds with my last crust of bread What thanks to i get? They shit on my head They're getting too old, lets smash their glasses They've outlived their usefulness Their long-johns are stained with piss Coffin Dodgers Son only comes around once a year He only comes round to sup his beer Freezing cold with a hernia Hello Hyper-thermia