The Bloodhound Gang - Начальник, срок поменьше | Текст песни

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• The Bloodhound Gang
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I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festerin' boil
I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
Then I'll bjorg da bjorg da bjorg ya like the Swedish Chef
'Cause I'm one of a kind and kinda hard to find
Kinda like an Injun without his fire water wine
I'm like Schneider "One Day At A Time"
I'm feelin' like Bob Vila nailin' up your behind
To my wall like Daniel-san does
I'm waxin' on I'm waxin' off I'm waxin' just because
I get wired like Western UNIОN and I got to be me
And I got more balls than the daily lottery
Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me
'Cause I'm more tongue in cheek than a lesbo orgy

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

Second verse is different than the first.

I'm Jimmy Pop I am
Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am
See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a damn
And I got a different angle like a parallelogram
And you'll be all ears like a field of corn
I'll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn
Like a number two pencil I always got a point
You'll want to share it with your friends like a poorly rolled joint
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all
I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a seagull
As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst
Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy liverwurst
Like the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" I'll get in your face
But then I'll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste
'Cause I'm lettin' off steam like a Chinese laundromat
But I'm not a roll of Charmin so don't give me no crap

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that
I hate lesbian feminists 'cause they're all so damn ugly
I hate "Spin" magazine 'cause they never ever plug me
And I hate Regis and I hate Kathie Lee
I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee
I hate people that think that I care what they think
I hate people that think that their ass don't stink
I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
I hate killin' people 'cause I hate to keep score
I hate you but you hate yourself too
I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

And I don't give a damn if you don't like me
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me

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