Say Hello to the Modern Man, Who does the best, well, that he can, And it's not hard - to criticize.
He wants to get in a football team To have a laugh and yell and scream, Well, that's not crime, it can be fun sometimes.
Ooh... He comes for you while you're asleep... Ooh... You can't say no - it makes you weak...
Say Hello to the Modern Man, He got nowhere to go with cigarette in his hand. Sits in the plane, he swings from a tree, He never had to work like you me, no...
That's a fact.
He used to care about important things Like doing his hair and wearing rings, But that was just a phase and he grew out of it.
Now he says "Hey, take a look at me, I've got my new boots on down by the sea" Well, that's no crime - he does it all the time.
Yes, he does!
Ooh... He comes for you while you're asleep... Ooh... You can't say no - it makes you weak...
Say Hello to the Modern Man, He got nowhere to go with cigarette in his hand. Sits in the plane, he swings from a tree, He never had to work like you me, no...
That's a well-known fact.
The times I dream of, days of old, The men were strong and knights were bold. Modern Man came down among us, Gave us truth, eleven plus. And then he sent us all the dramas, Left us there in our pajamas, Trying hard to see the sun and Live a life back on the run, It's truuuue...
He comes for you while you're asleep... Yes, he does! Yes, he does! Ooh... You can't say no - it makes you weak...
Say Hello to the Modern Man, He got nowhere to go with cigarette in his hand. Sits in the plane, he swings from a tree, He never had to work like you me, no...
Take a look at the Modern Man, Who does the best, well, that he can, And it's not hard - to criticize, In fact, it can be fun sometimes...